The Piggly Wiggly near me in northern Illinois closed up a few years ago. Did not shop there much, but when the ex and I did shop there we would get a good laugh, their muzak system would play a commercial “At Piggly Wiggly…..Shop the pig!”
“Shop the Pig!” lol.
Now, all they would need would be an “Oinking” Dialtone for their company phone number.
“Press 1 Oink for Accounting, 2 Oinks for Today’s Sales,
3 Oinks for Customer Service 4, to hear these choices again!”