@texasmuppet
At a wedding ceremony when the pastor said, “Speak now or forever hold your peace.” The moment of silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She stood up and started walking slowly toward the pastor.
All hell broke loose.
The bride threw the bouquet on the floor and burst out crying. Then the groom’s mother fainted.
The best man fidgeted, wondering how to save the situation.
The pastor said to the woman, “Why have you came forward? What do you have to say?”
There was absolutely thundering silence in the church as the woman replied, “We can’t hear in the back.”