SweetiePalm decided that she was going to go on this Tropical diet. We now have gobs of strange stuff in the house. It's enough to make a mango crazy.
My doctor asked me if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness. I told him no, most of them seem to enjoy it.
I told my psychologist that I hear voice in my head. He told me I don't have a psychologist.
If two Vegans are fighting, is it still a beef?
Love may make the world go round but vodka makes it spin.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)