https://babylonbee.com/news/check-out-these-amazing-features-on-the-new-trump-class-battleship/
President Trump announced an exciting new Trump-class battleship that will be the largest, fastest, and most powerful battleship fleet in the world.
The Babylon Bee has obtained an exclusive schematic of this formidable new war machine:

Additional features not pictured will include:
The willingness to apply this level of diplomatic pressure is something to behold.
I'd like to see this ban extended to the leaders of the UK, France, Germany, Denmark, the Netherlands, and Belgium, being the most fervent pro-censorship EU countries, until they relent.
Being barred from coming here to meet with Trump would be a savage price they'd be choosing to pay from a diplomatic standpoint.
Hats off to the President and Marko Rubio for having the stones to make this move.

Re Trump battleship:
I love it!