We have a reciprocal dining arrangement with our neighbors. They take us out on our birthdays and we take them out on their birthdays. Sometimes we do dinner together just because it's Tuesday.
Some more thoughts on life in America and the strange people we share it with.
What people call something depends entirely on the individual's perspective. Some people call it a birdbath. To others it's a wine glass.
If ghosts can walk through walls, why don't they fall through floors?
I have a PERFECT record. I have never faked a sarcasm in my life.
The Universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.
I owe a great debt of gratitude to fishing. It saved me from being a porn-star. Now I'm just a hooker.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)