In the world of proliferating Olympic events, I train for the upcoming (so I hear) “Cart aiming” competition
Since I am too lazy to walk the cart to the corral, I aim the cart toward the corral opening and give a well controlled shove. I have to be ready to chase an errant cart is headed to a parked car, so some fast twitch fibers are needed . Extra points are given if the cart can insert itself into the back of a cart that is already in the corral. I calculate that the technique has saved me about 1,000 steps a year.
So far, no word from the Olympic competition committee.
I’ll give you 10X points if you can unstuck two carts that are in a permanent coital lock.
Even more points if you can assure me that I don’t get the cart with the wobbly wheels or the stuck brake.