We tried using that as a condom once have you met my daughter Saran yet ?
Even Sarah Ann would be a dead giveaway.
There was an inspector (bureaucrat, not police officer) around here years ago who (at least claimed he) had a father in law who'd invented Saran Wrap. The inspector's wife's name was Sarah Ann (of course, he had a breakdown later, so the whole thing may have been a delusion).
When his in-law passed the royalties for something he'd made for the Alaskan pipeline had started to arrive.