Drive around with it in my car, just itching to be offended by someone cutting me off or something so I can whup it out with my sideways grip and go spraying 9mm bullets in about a 270 degree circle with it but not land a single one of them near my intended, and presumably totally innocent victim.
That's what I would do with a full auto Glock if I had one. So it's certainly a good thing I don't have one or I just wouldn't even be able to restrain myself...
/s