He prefers New Haven-style pizza

Yeah, I know. It’s definitely a failing of his.
I think he harbors unrequited love for Julia Roberts and that mystic pizza movie.
I love all kinds of pizza, but when he didn’t like Pequods? He was dead to me.
I mean, come on. “New Haven style”?
I’m good with a greasy NYC style slice. As a Chicagoan? Yeah - our secret is tavern crust, but pequods (or malnati’s) is our thing.
We can talk stuffed. We can even talk Detroit style. We can even talk the fancy-pantsy coal-fired margherita.
But “New Haven style”? It’s just the red-headed stepchild of the real pizzas.
He should be embarrassed to call it his favorite.
It’s on par with the St Louis people who laud *their* pizza - which is just Chicago tavern pizza with that weird processed cheese topping (Provel or whatever?)