Yeah, don't pet the bison.
And don’t get caught delivering bison pizza, made with bison mozzarella...
I was visiting a friend who lived near Yellowstone. We went driving towards Cody in his van and about the point where we left the park, we encountered a lone bison walking along the side of the road. My friend was concerned, because any bison leaving the park could pose a threat to the cattle herds of nearby ranchers. Anyway, we got up next to the creature and I swear it was bigger than the van. Enormous. We respectfully passed him and went on our way.
I had a farmer client that had a herd of cows and one night he told me of a cow that was in dystocia and needed a vet. I saw the cow in the pasture in distress and it was just at dusk. I took my jack and equipment into the pasture and began to work on the cow. I was busy mutating the foetus when something licked the back of my neck, I looked around it was a large Bison Bull...I didn’t know he had cows and Bison. I figured I was going to die anyway so I just went on with my work. I got the calf delivered with the Bison standing alongside me. I gathered up my equipment after the calf was recovering its birth and scooted out of the pasture. That was just one of my rear end pucker times.