Did you see you in public and call your wife that? I didn’t know that. I thought you were talking about on this forum.
And here I thought you were a connoisseur of "quick wit." Yes, he did call my wife that in this PUBLIC forum and I used the other "public" example so you could somehow relate to the same situation. Unfortunately it seems your concept of "wit" goes woefully missing when convenient.
And now a piece of friendly advice. Do yourself a favor and QUIT on this topic while you are still mercifully merely BEHIND.