[minnesota_bound]

I started dating a girl I met online.
I thought she might be the one but after looking through her wardrobe, and finding a nurse’s outfit, a French maids outfit, and a Police woman’s uniform,

I decided: If she can’t hold down a job, she’s not for me!

[Fireone]

I hailed a cab at the airport, the driver said “where to?”. I said take me where the action is...he took me to my place.
-Rodney Dangerfield