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He was like, 'Well, I'm gonna throw on some sneakers, I'm gonna take my jacket off and roll my sleeves up' because that's what men can do. White shirt, no collar, no tie. That was how he changed."

The eeeeevil patriarchy strikes again, eh, Mike?

"Well, I'm gonna marry an ambitious man who makes a lot of money, spend my entire life pissing and moaning about what I DON'T have, and enjoy my sunset years living high off the money my dead husband (who died young from working his ass off) left me, because that's what women can do."

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I forgot to add: “And of course, the preceding option assumes that I don’t divorce him and take everything he has, long before he dies.”