She stared at a carton of Orange Juice
for hours because it said: “concentrate”
She nearly drowned using a gallon tub of Suave shampoo because the instructions said, “Apply, Rinse, Repeat”
We should just number these.
A convict stands up during the prison meal and yells “37!” And everyone cracks up, bangs the tables with their cups.
A new fish nudges the old-timer next to him, “Huh?”
The old timer says, “We’ve all heard these jokes so many times, we numbered them to save time since we only got a half hour to eat.”
The new guy wants to fit in, so he stands and yells, 58!”
Dead silence
Fish nudges him again. “What did I do wrong?”
Long-timer: “Guess they haven’t heard that one.”