Oh, I realize that. And I’m one of those Male FReepers.
Just keep your powdered white curls judicial wig ready for judging cases.
Note:
Judicial and formal wigs were powdered with fine starch, such as wheat flour or corn flour, which was often scented with essential oils like lavender or orange flower. The powder was sometimes mixed with chalk or powdered white clay (kaolin) to achieve a desired look, with colored versions occasionally available, though white was most common.