[Noumenon]

Well, here's how I cleared the deck, so to speak.

1. No tats.
2. No nose rings.
3. For that matter, no grotesque piercings of any sort. Tasteful earrings are ok.
4. No obese. Obesity is grotesque and repellent. And smelly, too
5. No weird hair coloring.
6. No weird hair styles. Be feminine, ffs.
7. No bad teeth.
8. No hairy armpits, I mean, really.
9. No stink. I don't so you don't either.
10. No feminists, liberals, commies, socialists or other spiteful mutants.
11. Vegans are right out. Not going to squabble over food. I loves me a good New York Peppercorn, medium rare accompanied by a good ale. Or two. Burp.
12. No anti-gun/anti-self-defense hysterics.
13. No illiterates/semi literates. Where is your book and music library? Huh?
14. Hate Trump? Dialtone to you.

How am I doing so far?

[SaveFerris]

No tattoos

[GingisK]

How am I doing so far?

In this sad sad world, possibly by being lonely. ;-D

What a world.

[dfwgator]

How am I doing so far?

"Call me!"