On the artillery range with a 105mm battery I once heard, “Fire mission. Two Mormons on bicycles, direction zero two zero, from reference point alpha raise 100, right 25. Will adjust.
I like it.
When I was a freshman in college many years ago, I shared an apartment with my oldest brother. The Jehovah’s Witnesses used to come knock on the door about 6:00 on Saturday mornings, which really wasn’t all that long after the end of Friday night. One morning my brother didn’t bother to put on any clothes before he opened the door. They never came back.