[Retgearjammer]

Time for the Tin Foil Hats!!!!!

[gnarledmaw]

So far it seems every bit as believable and likely as many other theories on many things that are promoted on this site.

Did I ever tell you about my theory that bigfoots are members of the lost tribes? See the story starts on this raft that floated into a cave, when the progenitors of 3 of the modern remnant tribes...
Marshall, Will, and Holly
On a routine expedition
Met the greaaaaaaaaatest earthquake ever knooooooooooown
Hiiiiiiiiiiiigh on the rapids
It struck their tiny raft
And plunged them down a thousand feet below
(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!)
To the Land of the Lost
To the Land of the Lost
To the Land of the Lost.

Well, I mean, theres more to it but youll have to read my book.