[equaviator]

The first POTUS to have been born in the ‘60s. Whoopee-doo.

[Kudsman]

In the feel good story of the day, Big Mike graces the cover of People magazine. She wants everybody to know, "This is the first time every decision I make is for me".

Feel better now?

[ridesthemiles]

WITH THE PHONIEST BIRTH CERTIFICATE EVER