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To: ransomnote
Dentist jokes you want. There's a topic I can sink my teeth into.

When you are faced with serious, expensive, dental work, it is important to get a second opinion. Every dentist has their own floss-ophy.

An extensive survey of dentists found some surprising results.
1. The most common problem dental problem experienced by deer is buck teeth.
2. When they retire, most dentists move to Flourida.
3. The most popular animal with dentists is the Molar Bear.
4. The most popular movie with dentists is Plaque to the Future.

There, that should hold you.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

910 posted on 11/05/2025 11:55:29 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm
Dentist jokes

Your teeth are great

But the gums have to come out.

931 posted on 11/05/2025 1:22:50 PM PST by spokeshave (Proud Boys, Angry Dads. Grumpy Grandads & Curmudgeons)
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To: LonePalm; ransomnote

Dentist jokes you want. There’s a topic I can sink my teeth into.
When you are faced with serious, expensive, dental work, it is important to get a second opinion. Every dentist has their own floss-ophy.

An extensive survey of dentists found some surprising results.
1. The most common problem dental problem experienced by deer is buck teeth.
2. When they retire, most dentists move to Flourida.
3. The most popular animal with dentists is the Molar Bear.
4. The most popular movie with dentists is Plaque to the Future.

There, that should hold you.

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I’m pretty sure I heard ransomnote groan at the exact same time that I did.😂


949 posted on 11/05/2025 2:52:24 PM PST by KittenClaws
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To: LonePalm
In the General/Chat forum, on a thread titled Q ~ Trust Trump's Plan ~ 11/01/2025 Vol.513, Q Day 2927, LonePalm wrote:
Dentist jokes you want. There's a topic I can sink my teeth into.

When you are faced with serious, expensive, dental work, it is important to get a second opinion. Every dentist has their own floss-ophy.

An extensive survey of dentists found some surprising results.
1. The most common problem dental problem experienced by deer is buck teeth.
2. When they retire, most dentists move to Flourida.
3. The most popular animal with dentists is the Molar Bear.
4. The most popular movie with dentists is Plaque to the Future.

There, that should hold you.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Rep

disclaimer - I don't know what the Asian text says, but I concede your victory


956 posted on 11/05/2025 3:08:16 PM PST by ransomnote (IN GOD WE TRUST)
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To: LonePalm

You were really drilling to come up with those.


959 posted on 11/05/2025 3:18:02 PM PST by meyer (CONGRATULATIONS WORLD, IT’S TIME FOR PEACE!)
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To: LonePalm

GROAN...


1,022 posted on 11/05/2025 7:54:14 PM PST by bitt (<IMG SRC=' 'WIDTH=500>)
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