When Spokeshave and spouse lived in Northern California
We had a flock of goats...turkeys and chickens.
The turkey egg weighs 1/4 Lb
Our turkeys were white in color
Local wild turkeys were brown
One of our turkeys went missing....must have joined the local wild ones
Came back a month later,
And noticed some brown and white baby turkeys amongst the wild ones
According to WKRP news corespondent Les Nessman, they fly like "sacks of wet cement"
Oh, the humanity!