| Order of Mention | Entity / Group / Sub-Chapter | Country / Other Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapters in Lebanon | Lebanon; general reference to the Lebanese chapter's involvement in regional violence and destabilization. |
| 2 | Chapters in Jordan | Jordan; general reference to the Jordanian chapter's involvement in regional violence and destabilization. |
| 3 | Chapters in Egypt | Egypt; general reference to the Egyptian chapter's involvement in regional violence and destabilization (founding country). |
| 4 | Military wing of the Lebanese chapter of the Muslim Brotherhood | Lebanon; cited for joining Hamas, Hezbollah, and Palestinian factions in rocket attacks against Israel following October 7, 2023. |
| 5 | Egyptian chapter of the Muslim Brotherhood | Egypt; a senior leader called for violent attacks against U.S. partners and interests on October 7, 2023. |
| 6 | Jordanian Muslim Brotherhood leaders | Jordan; cited for providing long-term material support to the militant wing of Hamas. |
Note: The order requires a review within 30 days for possible FTO/SDGT designation of any Muslim Brotherhood chapters or subdivisions, explicitly including those in Lebanon, Jordan, and Egypt. No other Islamic groups are mentioned.
Many thanks foldspace!
Gov Abbott of Texas didn’t specify subchapters/national chapters though.
Satire. Not actually funny- but we know their counter-measures.
| # | Parody Name (keeping MB) | Sarcastic Tagline |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Magna Carta Benevolence Militia | Litigating the Second Amendment into oblivion since 1979, one Soros grant at a time. |
| 2 | Mom’s Bill of Rights Brigade | Baking apple pie while baking up challenges to voter ID laws – for the children! |
| 3 | Merry Founding Fathers Mutual | Reenacting the Revolution... by funding super PACs that flip red states blue. |
| 4 | Manifest Destiny Ballot Boxers | Expanding the franchise: Amnesty for all, one judicial injunction per donation. |
| 5 | Minutemen for Borderless Brotherhood | Guarding liberty... except at checkpoints, where we’re all about that open-society flow. |
| # | Parody Name (keeping CAIR) | Sarcastic Tagline |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Coalition Against Infringements on Rights | Suing the Patriot Act into the Stone Age, courtesy of a $140M Soros slush fund. |
| 2 | Citizens Advocating Immigrant Representation | Because the Constitution’s for everyone... especially the ones hopping the fence with Soros maps. |
| 3 | Committee for ACLU-Inspired Reforms | Challenging ‘racist’ policies one habeas corpus filing at a time – human rights or bust! |
| 4 | Champions of Amnesty, Integration & Reconciliation | Turning sanctuary cities into Soros success stories, one NGO grant per rainbow flag. |
| 5 | Constitutional Allies in Refugee Inclusion | Defending due process for detainees... while decrying it for drone strikes. Equity! |
Pure satire.
Thank you for the details.