Still on my first coffee, so a simple copy/paste in response:
A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light”
I can’t stand Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.
What do you call a snail that isn’t moving? An escar-stay.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.