[LonePalm]

Just a few thoughts on life in these United States.

Contrary to popular belief, lots of women turn into good drivers. If you are a good driver, watch out for turning women.

Sweetie asked me why I only sing in the car when it is in reverse. I told her I was a back-up singer.

Three of my favorite things are eating my cats and not using commas.

Murder jokes aren't funny unless they are well executed.

I told Sweetie that I woke up too late to go for a jog. She said, "You say that every day." I said, "I know, it's a running joke."

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Porkchop]

***Three of my favorite things are eating my cats and not using commas.

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Oh, now you tell me...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sMBxoG0wdMw

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[gymbeau]

When I was young, I worked in a Dairy Queen knockoff. One day this old guy hobbles in, all bent over and with pain in his face. He ordered a chocolate sundae.
So I start building it, and offering him the various toppings. “Whipped cream?”
“Yes, he said through gritted teeth.
“Cherry on top?”
“Yes, please.” He could barely get it out.
“Crushed nuts?”
“No, arthritis.”

[Marmolade]

You’re on a roll with your jokes. Mr. M and I had a
good groan over them.