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I know Forrest Gump's password. It's 1Forrest1.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

I had to take SweetiePalm down to UF Health in Jacksonville for some cardiac imagining this afternoon. On the way back she told me I needed a hearing test. I replied, "I already have a hairy chest."

We went out to dinner last week. I told the waitress, "I'd like to talk about the menu please." She said, "The men I please are none of your business."

The other night Sweetie was feeling frisky and told me, "Undress me with your words." I said, "There's a spider in your bra."

We were shopping for a new car recently and were looking at a mid-size SUV. The salesman said, "It will seat six people with no problems." I told him I didn't know six people with no problems.