[dfwgator]

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
“I drink, therefore I am.”

[Lovely-Day-For-A-Guinness]

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

Mentioning Aristotle and bottle together reminds me of a convoluted Cockney rhyming slang for calling someone an aris meaning an ass.

Aris is short for Aristotle which rhymes with bottle, a bottle is made of glass which rhymes with ass.