Hand over the “ fishin dynamite” right now.
Ssssssssss,say are you gonna talk or fish????
A game warden stops a man walking out of a restricted lake area with a bucket of fish.
“Do you have a license for those fish?” the warden asks.
“No, sir,” the man replies. “These are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?” the warden questions.
“Yes, sir. Every night, I take them down to the water for a little swim. When I whistle, they all jump back in the bucket, and we go home,” the man explains.
The warden scoffs. “That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard! Fish can’t do that.”
“Oh, really?” the man says. “I’ll prove it to you.”
He pours the fish back into the lake. A few minutes pass in silence.
“Well?” the warden says impatiently. “Whistle to your fish.”
The man looks at the warden, puzzled. “What fish?”.