Two men are walking along the beach on day when they find a bottle buried in the sand. As they are brushing the sand off, a genie pops out and tells them he will give each of them one wish.
After thinking a moment the first man says, I wish I were the world’s smartest man.”
“Done, says the genie, and the man suddenly starts explaining Einstein’s Theory of Relativity to his friend.
The second man thinks for a moment, then says, “I want to be smarter than him!”
“Done,” says the genie, and turns him into a woman.
Three men are stranded on a deserted island and are walking along the beach when they find a bottle buried in the sand. As they are brushing the sand off, a genie pops out and tells them he will give each of them one wish.
After thinking a moment the first man, I wish I was back home with my family, and poof, he was gone. The second man says I wish I was back with my girlfriend and I was a millionaire, and poof, he was gone. The third man says, gee I miss those guys, I wish they were back here…