Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: SunkenCiv

The Empty Grave

A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through a cemetery. It is raining heavily and very dark, no moon.
It is Halloween night.
He doesn’t see an open grave and falls into it. He tries to climb out of it but the rain has turned the dirt to mud, it is too slippery to climb out.
He gives up after a while and goes to sleep.
A while later another drunk leaves the same bar and decides to take the same shortcut through the graveyard.
He, too, falls into the same open grave and tries to climb out, but the mud is too slippery.
The first drunk awakens and watches as the other drunk tries but fails to climb out.
He gets on his feet, taps the second drunk on the shoulder and says, “Give it up, you’ll never get out.”

But he did.


6 posted on 10/28/2025 8:01:36 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: tumblindice

😆


7 posted on 10/28/2025 10:12:51 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (CNN is a funny way to spell [redacted], particularly the lack of the plural.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies ]

To: tumblindice

“He gets on his feet, taps the second drunk on the shoulder and says, “Give it up, you’ll never get out.”

But he did.”

Pardon my ignorance, but I don’t get it. What am I missing here?


8 posted on 10/28/2025 10:08:23 PM PDT by flaglady47 (TRUMP #47, then Vance and/or Rubio #48)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson