When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield
I child proofed my house. But they got back in anyway.
When my mom dropped me off at school she was arrested for littering.
The risks of being a red headed is hard I had it when I was a kid
no respect.
Only pals I had were the chubby ones.
“”When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield””
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LOL! Perfect.
I was at lunch in the cafeteria many years ago with a bunch of coworkers, and one of them told us the story of how that had happened to him accidentally when he was a child. Apparently he was about grade school age, and had a very large family, and there was some mix up as to who was to pick him up at school, so he walked home to find the house empty. His family fairly quickly realized the problem and collected him, but there was definitely some trauma.
Shortly after he told us the story, he got up to go back to the counter to pick something up. Someone(?) with a devious sense of humor came up with an idea, and we all moved to another table just far enough away that it took him a minute to find us. We all (including him) got a good laugh that day.
Love,
O2