who then will throw my packages into the bushes?
Pretty soon we will have robot porch pirates too! It is all so exciting. /s
Amazon is replacing delivery trucks with delivery drones. Our dogs are gonna have a real party in the backyard pretty soon. Amazon can’t use our front lawn as the landing zone, because it’s covered by trees.
“”who then will throw my packages into the bushes?””
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Not to worry. The Amazon drones will deliver your packages safely into your chimney... just in time for Christmas. Happy roasting!
There will be an extra charge for special handling.
Robot deliveries will have a hard time being more careless than the current crop of (sub)human delivery people. About a week ago, one of them pulled up within five yards of our porch to deliver an electronic device. That idiot threw the package out of the window into the dirt, took a picture, and drove off. We made a complaint to Amazon, for all the good that will ever do.