[Leaning Right]

I hate the term “porch pirates”. Yes, it has a cute ring to it. But these people are filthy, shameless thieves.

Saudi Arabia has the right idea when dealing with people like that.
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[Cinnamontea]

I hate the term “porch pirates”. Yes, it has a cute ring to it. But these people are filthy, shameless thieves.

Thank you! That's the first thing I thought when I read the headline. There's nothing cute about the misery these thieves cause innocent people.

[mass55th]

"I hate the term “porch pirates”. Yes, it has a cute ring to it. But these people are filthy, shameless thieves."

Pirates, even Privateers were marauding, filthy, shameless thieves.

[Fiji Hill]

I hate the term “porch pirates”. Yes, it has a cute ring to it. But these people are filthy, shameless thieves.

Interesting how in this day and age, there are pirate festivals, pirate guilds at Renaissance festivals, etc. celebrating the "Golden Age of Piracy" in the eighteenth century. Perhaps 300 years from now there will be re-enactors celebrating the "Golden Age of Street Gangs" of the 21st century who will dress up like MS-13, Tren de Aragua or Antifa thugs.

[GingisK]

But these people are filthy, shameless thieves

So are pirates, where you can add "murderous".