WTH: Secret Service Agent Who Never Passed a Fitness Test Was Moonlighting as a ‘Plus-Size Model’

Gateway Pundit ^ | 10-22-25 | Cristina Laila

[dynachrome]

Next stop: OnlyFans.

[dynachrome]

[Wilderness Conservative]

Was she one of the fat girls guarding DT in PA?

[PGalt]

WTFat

[NorthMountain]

Just like with the FBI, the SS is made up mostly of the same slugs that Obama and Biden’s handlers put there. Cleaning up “law enforcement” will not happen overnight ... and there is much to clean up.

[SaveFerris]

I yield the floor to you...

I’m expecting a few pictures and quotes from a movie...🤣🤣

[SaveFerris]

Well I think that the GOOD NEWS 📰📰📰 is that
we have finally, FINALLY found a wife for Laz.

Laz, you can have her...🎶🎶🪗🪗🪗🎶🎶

[Jim W N]

More Didn't Earn It.

[Deaf Smith]

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?

[dadfly]

who cares about demolishing the east wing? not me.

but i care about demolishing the fedgov. where the heck is Russ Vader and his massive gov’t employee cuts? come on President Trump. keep your eye on the ball. cut the fedgov. fire the rot in CIA, fire the rot in the FBI, fire 50% of the admin state. daylight’s burning.

[Nervous Tick]

Poor thing was born with her legs growing out of her shirt sleeves! Go easy on her.

[Leaning Right]

> Cleaning up “law enforcement” will not happen overnight ... <

Yes, indeed. We must be patient here. But if things haven’t changed a year from now, that’s when I’ll go into my complaining old man mode.

[Secret Agent Man]

Disgraceful.

There should be ZERO obese SS agents, men or women. The exception is if they are misclassified because they are overly fit/athletic/muscular.

This one in the article, would NOT be misclassified...

[Red6]

You hater!

Fat acceptance!!!

(Sarc)

Things are surreal. They have been for a while. Thank God they are getting reigned in a bit.

Even I have a libertarian side to me, a live and let live mentality where as long as you’re an adult, don’t hurt or affect others, do as you please.

But it’s the “affect others” part where things have gotten out of control.

You affect others when you have criminal illegals aliens, when you have folks smoking weed in public and stinking up the place (don’t it at home, don’t molest me with that stench), when you have people voting who shouldn’t, people getting social services that aren’t entitled such, when you have fentanyl readily available, people in positions of public trust who are corrupt or unqualified...

[sit-rep]

let the black guys have her...

[Delta 21]

We need a game show that pits families against each other for 10 million in gold.

What will it take to have done the stupidest thing in the world?

[Delta 21]

Obligatory. You guys are slacking again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

[digger48]

Agent Fat Fat Fatty Fat that couldn’t find her holster past her gut

[NorthMountain]

The cleanup job won’t be done in a year. There should be visible improvement in a year. Same with the War Department.

[GOPJ]

President Trump is soooooooooo right about ending the DEI crapola....