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To: SunkenCiv; SaveFerris; gundog

"If they like each other."

7 posted on 10/22/2025 5:20:41 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait.)
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To: Larry Lucido
[snip] “I am for open immigration but that sign we have on the front of the Statue of Liberty, ‘Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses...,’ can't we just say, ‘Hey, the door's open, we'll take whoever you got’? Do we have to specify the wretched refuse? I mean, why don't we just say, ‘Give us the unhappy, the sad, the slow, the ugly, people that can't drive, that they have trouble merging, if they can't stay in their lane, if they don't signal, they can't parallel park, if they're sneezing, if they're stuffed up, if they're clogged, if they have bad penmanship, don't return calls, if they have dandruff, food between their teeth, if they have bad credit, if they have no credit, missed a spot shaving, in other words any dysfunctional, defective slob that you can somehow cattle-prod onto a wagon, send them over, we want 'em.'” [/snip]
Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Visa

11 posted on 10/22/2025 8:20:13 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (I think they put the statue on a giant raft and a tugboat pulled it all the way from France.)
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