I saw a brief video of the naked bike ride protest in Portland.
Older, out of shape, naked ex-hippies riding bicycles in the rain.
I started laughing when I noticed they were all wearing their bicycle helmets.
The bicycle helmets must have been some kind of virtue signaling or a local safety ordnance.
I never even saw a bicycle helmet until the 1990’s, was riding bicycle in the 1960’s. I keep my clothes on, skip the helmet.