"Yeah, sure, I'll share. Let me share this little tidbit with you.
You guys are nuts. Attractive, virile, sexy? Women want ya? For what? To check their make-up?
But you human flashlights have really helped me. When I came here tonight, I thought I was bald. But looking at you 'guys, I realize two things.
One, I really miss shooting pool, and two, I'm not bald. Steve's not bald.
You guys are bald. Really bald. One hundred watt, soft-white bald.
Let me say one more thing. If and when I do lose my hair, I still won't be sitting here with you.
Cause I've got something at home that doesn't care what I look like. That accepts me for what I am, and is always there when I need it. My couch."