And I’m sure a small group of experts from prestigious taxpayer funded universities have concluded that the only way to stave-off sudden guaranteed catastrophe is reversing USID DOGE cuts, more free multifamily housing, and importing an additional 30 million undocumented “workers” from southern lattitudes and the middlw east to balance the world’s economic and spiritual Karma.
that ought to fix it! (could get an A+ at Harvard with that as my dissertation)
Can't we just do it the old fashioned way and throw a virgin into a volcano? Greta would do. Surely that will please the climate change god!