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To: MarlonRando

I’m still trying to figure out how Ozempic gets you pregnant...


4 posted on 10/08/2025 5:03:28 AM PDT by Empire_of_Liberty
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To: Empire_of_Liberty
I’m still trying to figure out how Ozempic gets you pregnant...

That's the easy one. All of a sudden your fat, unattractive, and untouchable wife gets back her girlish figure and...boom.;-)

5 posted on 10/08/2025 5:07:12 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (If the truth offends, then the offense lies not in the truth—but in the falsehood it exposes.)
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To: Empire_of_Liberty

Without all the blubber, thinner women get more f-able? Just sayin’. Saves money on flour. More sex more pregnancies.


8 posted on 10/08/2025 5:13:29 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: Empire_of_Liberty

Less adipose tissue and more and consistent ovulation.


11 posted on 10/08/2025 5:19:51 AM PDT by arkfreepdom
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To: Empire_of_Liberty

“”””I’m still trying to figure out how Ozempic gets you pregnant...”””

Maybe it makes you horny which causes.....


13 posted on 10/08/2025 5:31:37 AM PDT by shelterguy
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To: Empire_of_Liberty

yes, you get pregnant because your skin hair just look great


18 posted on 10/08/2025 6:01:20 AM PDT by MarlonRando
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To: Empire_of_Liberty

I’m guessing it interacts with birth control pills lessening their effectiveness.


26 posted on 10/08/2025 6:26:29 AM PDT by redangus (With the Left there is no debate, there's just hate.)
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To: Empire_of_Liberty

“ I’m still trying to figure out how Ozempic gets you pregnant.”

Oh, I know that. Few men want to sleep with fatties. Former fatties libido is unleashed by never-before-experienced male attention.


37 posted on 10/08/2025 7:22:38 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: Empire_of_Liberty

It has to do with a large amount of fat loss can improve ovulation.


42 posted on 10/08/2025 8:47:07 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing)like he had it with him.)
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