I asked Leroy what was the world’s greatest invention. He said it was the thermos bottle.
‘In da summer, it keeps my cold drinks cold, n in da winter, it keeps my hot drinks hot’.
I said, ‘Yes, that is what is supposed to do. Keep cold things cold and hot things hot.’
And he said, ‘Yeah, but how doos it know? How doos it know?’
How does the deep water know to stay out of the shallow end of the pool?
“When there’s a plane crash, the news always says the victims were identified by their dental records. But if they don’t know who *you* are, htf do they know who your *dentist* is?” — Robert Schimmel