Bob McKenzie: Do you know how to drive this thing?
Doug McKenzie: I do so, eh. It’s just a 10-speed, that’s 5-speed times 2, eh.
Bob McKenzie: We’re gonna crash! We’re gonna end up in the water again!
Doug McKenzie: Take off! We are not gonna crash, eh. No way I’ll crash this... this is a beer truck, eh?
[the cops get out of their cars]
Bob McKenzie: Ok, I want to take a head count. Like maybe we'll have some breakfast. Some back bacon sandwiches while we was waiting. Ok, another thing, you all went through the stop sign back there, and that's a moving violation, and my brother and I... we have a lot of parking tickets...