[gymbeau]

I knew rancher who only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50!

[LonePalm]

Two plus two equals five, for large values of two and small values of five.

This just in from SonPalm. He definitely inherited my sense of humor.

When the moon hits your knees, then you mispronounce trees,
Sycamore

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)