Je Suis Charlie Kirk
When I used to travel, I would state my cup name as “Jesus”.
After all, even if I don’t look Hispanic I can be a Jesus.
I’ve never been there but maybe I should go. Having my name on a cup is part of the coffee experience. They call me... Ima Fagg.
There is that viral video of the barista saying she couldn’t because it’s political.
I use Darth Vader at Chic Fil A, it gets a chuckle every time from the staff.
I would be surprised if Charlie Kirk was used much by Starbuck clientele. Tyler Robinson on the other hand....
Is it time for “I’m Charlie Kirk” graffiti?
The morning show on WRIF used to call donut shops and ask for the person answering to call for “Belfour Blows” or some such, asking them to yell out the “name” because the person was certainly there.
How about Captain Charlie Tiberius Kirk?
Starbuck’s could throw in the fig leaf and offer the drink he loved and call it The Charlie Kirk.
Most of the male pronouners prefer to use women’s names.