“One-half the sentence given to the actual perp.”
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Just his left side...
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I’ve given thought on what to do with him.
Judge will declare he has “Old-Timers” disease and send him to a nursing home. The thought of that will make him crap his pants in the court room, thus proving the judge correct.
His head nurse is named Mildred Ratched.
I’ll let you all write the rest, know any nursing home horror stories? Who will his room mate be? How bland is the food?
How nuts does he go? I mean prison hits below the belt but nursing home hits pride. Remember that 90 year old woman who killed her 60 year old son because he was going to send her to a nursing home? She would rather go to jail. Judge ended up sending her to a hospice and she ended up dying, there was no trial.