When temperatures rise, people grill more outside, so they eat more meat, so they are happier and healthier.
They go skinny dipping more, so they make more babies.
They wash their cool cars more, so they last longer.
Their kids play in the sunshine more, so they are happier and healthier.
I like my world much better.
Yum, we made smores last night and finished off the fire and graham crackers. Ruined the planet with all that smoke, meat and sugar.