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To: E. Pluribus Unum

A fortune to fashion a Wal Mart robot greeter to say in monotone:

“I’m sorry, you cannot take your machete into the store. Have a nice rest of your day.”


2 posted on 09/06/2025 3:14:49 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: frank ballenger
A fortune to fashion a Wal Mart robot greeter to say in monotone:

“I’m sorry, you cannot take your machete into the store. Have a nice rest of your day.”

Meanwhile, in the real world, a Wal Mart robot greeter would actually say: “I’m sorry, you cannot take your machete into the store. Have a"

Just after "Have a" the robot greeter ceased talking since the person with the machete used the machete to separated the robot's head from the rest of the body.

3 posted on 09/06/2025 3:34:11 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try )
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