[T.B. Yoits]

The promoters need to knock off this nonsense and just cut right to WWE matches between Tyson and anybody. After that first "return", no one is watching the fight thinking it's real.

They can be sponsored by marijuana edible companies as well as a whole list of makers of healthcare products for the aged.

Line them up:

Tyson vs Mr. T
Tyson vs The Rock
Tyson vs Triple H
Tyson vs Brock Lesnar
Tyson vs Rick Flair
Tyson vs Steven Austin
Tyson vs Kane
Tyson vs The Big Show
Tyson vs Kurt Angle
Tyson vs The Ultimate Warrior
Tyson vs Mick Foley
Tyson vs Booker T
Tyson vs Will Sasso

[nickcarraway]

Tyson vs. Secretariat