“What is not advised is to call the game in the second or third quarter.”
Gen. McAuliffe has joined the chat. So do the Atlanta Falcons.
Hmm. Let's see. Falcons are birds of prey. Buccaneers are pirates. But those wacky pirates have some male cheerleaders. The birds seem less 'inclusive.' Such a difficult choice.
Considering these factors, I choose going fishing on game day. I am sure that " Nuts " McAuliffe won't be watching or fishing. All best with a dash of humor.