My impression of most country music involves at least one of the following events:
1. My woman / man left me
2. My dog died
3. My pickup truck broke down
4. I lost my job
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got run over by a damned old train
My favorite country song line, by Junior Brown:
“’Cause You’re wanted by the police, and my wife thinks you’re dead.”