I thought they closed down on account the violent and obese Ethiopians who would invariably get Chimpy if they order messed up
LOL
I’m sure that was the real reason.
Back then everyone with a reed pen or a stylus was adding snarky gossip on the wax covered wooden tablets, papyrus, vellum or ostraka pieces and making the food places look bad. Companies were afraid to blame the Ethiopians for the violence.