You could be elected Senator from Massachusetts.
First you need to write a recipe for “Pow Wow Chow.”
Hmmm. I think you’re onto something. Admittedly I’m descended from the toddler who was left behind when grandma was kidnapped, and reunited 40 years later. Still he had a Comanche half-sibling from when his mom got raped by her captors, but I think that’s close enough for me to claim Indian heritage. I will include my recipe for tater tot casserole for the next edition of Pow Wow Chow, in celebration of my Indian heritage
But let me ask you this: Grandma became quite prosperous merchant; she had a general store/ trading post for decades. But, per St Louis city tax records she had…. Ahem… five slaves. Shouldn’t we just cancel her altogether?